Decorah Mayor David Nelson, Iowa Governor Terry Branstad, State Representative Paul Johnson, and Iowa Secretary of Agriculture Robert Lounsberry participate in the Nordic Fest Lutefisk Eating Contest in a moment believed to be from the early 1980's
As the 48th Nordic Fest just wrapped up in Decorah, this week's post comes from Darin Svenson, emcee of the Lutefisk Eating Contest. Darin may be reached at darinsvenson at gmail dot com.
It's human nature to love competition: the desire to be the best at something, to be challenged by a worthy foe. to put hard work and dedication together while hoping for a little bit of luck. With the Nordic Fest Lutefisk Eating Contest, the most unique competition my voice has narrated in my 19 year broadcasting career, it takes a cast iron stomach, unique taste buds, a sense of adventure and the ability to go where few would even consider.
The Lutefisk Eating Contest is traditionally held on Saturday afternoon of Nordic Fest. Some very willing Fest volunteers allow their home to give up a normal scent to cook the delicacy of Norwegian champions. Prior to the contest, it's necessary to place enough protective plastic in Courthouse Square. If not, the Nordic Dancers' last performance later that evening could be a memorable one for the wrong reasons.
Most competitions have willing participants who plan their schedules months in advance. The Nordic Fest Lutefisk Eating Contest has some of those. Others come with trepidation. Others may lose bets with friends and family. I'm sure there is a triple dog dare or two. The folks from EWALU Bible Camp are usually the most adventurous. Some become lifelong fans of the special Norwegian delicacy.
Completing a task one is not a true test of a champion. Anything thinking one bowl of lutefisk will determine immortality: think again. Blind squirrels can find nuts. Scoring a first inning run in baseball, scoring a touchdown on the first drive of a football game will not clinch victory. To do something similar in the Lutefisk Eating Contest would be cheating the art of competition. And fans in attendance wouldn't get their money's worth, although it's a free event.
The preliminaries of this event are used to separate the contenders from the pretenders. The contenders swallow in one fell swoop. The pretenders hold their nose, often left wondering how in the world anyone can consume stuff. Some regurgitation occurs. Twenty contestants move down to ten, then ten to five. Then the real fun begins.
Even to fans of lutefisk, consuming is one thing. Putting a bowl upside down on their heads and leaving the remnants in their hair so multiple bottles of Head and Shoulders are needed to remove the smell is quite another. As a bonus, dandruff is immediately eliminated and any possibility of lice is gone for the rest of their lives. A final winner usually takes 5, 6, or 7 bowls. And bring your friends. It often comes down to a popular vote, albeit an unscientific one.
Prizes usually include Helga Horns, a chef's hat, or a Got Lutefisk? shirt. But honor, prestige and glory are what being a champion is all about. Scoring a basket with five seconds left is one thing. But consuming seven bowls of something that smells like the inside of someone's gym bag within half an hour is truly going where few are willing to go. To the victor go the spoils. When it comes to the Nordic Fest Lutefisk Eating contest, that's a lot more than a cliche.
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